The English are good for something after all

Siamese twins walk into a pub in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John,
he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.'

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while
pouring the beers.

'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to England every year, rent a car
and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?' Jim agrees.

'Ah, England!' says the bartender. 'Wonderful country ... the history, the beer, the food...'

'Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says John. 'Hamburgers & Molsons beer, that's us, eh Jim?

'So why keep going to England?' asks the bartender.

'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.