Free Ice Armor

Hi guys,

Diablo just sent me an interesting private message and I've decided to give him a free ice armor piece.

It got me thinking, I'll donate another piece to whoever writes the best story in this thread.

I'm the only judge, whatever one I like the most I'll give one of two ice armors I have left (had 3, giving one to Diablo).

The story can be a joke, a scary story, a funny one, a weird one, what you did over holidays, your biggest accomplishment, your most embarrassing moment.. etc.

All I ask is that you keep it PG rated.

Thanks and happy story telling

This will run for a week or so, you can submit as many times as you'd like.

There was a young merc trying to kill Joe for his armor so he could repair his own. When they got close to killing Joe, the computer would display "This Byte is.." and crashed. the young merc was disconnected and had to try to kill Joe all over again. His own armor was getting pretty beat up at this point and was not being very useful. He tried again, and his computer spit out on the screen "This byte is..." and crashed.

So.. what did the merc say to the computer right after it crashed?

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