A kid on a farm gets up for breakfast and sits down to the table for breakfast.
His mother asks; "Did you do your chores yet?"
"Aw come on ma!" The kid says; "I'm hungry!"
"Doesn't matter," his mother replies; "you do your chores before breakfast, that's how it always is."
The kid is furious. On the way out to feed the chickens, he kicks a hen. Then on the way out to slop the hogs, he kicks a pig. Then on the way out to clean the dairy stalls, he kicks a cow.
After he is done, he sits at the table. His mother puts a bowl of dry cereal in front of him.
"Hey!" says the kid; "Where's the eggs, bacon and milk?!"
"Well" his mother replies; "I saw you kick the hen, so no eggs for a week. And I saw you kick the pig, so no bacon for a week. And I also saw you kick the cow, so no milk for a week."
Just then, the farmer comes in. On the way in, he kicks one of the cats. His wife looks on flabbergasted and angry. The kid (with a grin on his face) says; "So Ma...are you going to tell him or am I?"
Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:08 pm