The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, I don't like Chinese....
No rike Chinese? asks the copilot. Why not?
You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!
No, no, the co-pilot protests, Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.
Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese.... Doesn't matter, you're all alike!
There's a few minutes of silence...
I no rike Jews! the copilot suddenly announces.
Oh yeah, why not? asks the captain.
Jews sink Titanic! says the co-pilot.
What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic! exclaims the captain. It was an iceberg!
Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same!!