At dinner, little Johnny was forced to lead the family into prayer.
Johnny: But I don't know how to pray.
Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc.
Johnny: "Dear Lord" he started "Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they wont come again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, pliz send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry.
And provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.. AMEN ".
Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening...
Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:00 pm
