He was Brave once

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary Canadian explorer named Dave. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."
The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ''ROARRRR!''

lol

What was the supposedly CANADIAN explorer doing in India in the first place?

Canadians are the only "group" of people that is still politcally correct to pick on.

Hey, i take offense at that! As a Canadian, I say that discrimination against us should be met with forum bans

you ban me, you won't get the plethora of jokes I provide

flipper wrote:

you ban me, you won't get the plethora of jokes I provide

kudos on using plethora in a sentence